a Letter to LocalVisible.com

Dear LocalVisible,

I can appreciate your desperate attempts to capture new clients through email spam, but please stop spamming me so many times – it’s starting to become very annoying. Should your Sales Rep ,Emily Burke performed her du-diligence prior to spamming me she would have realized that I am not a CFO nor do I ever want to be a CFO… Does Mr. Martin Mercer know your using his name (if he is even real) as a marketing tactic to attract new customers via unsolicited spam?

Anyway – for your humor I have attached the two emails Ms. Burke sent me… again – please stop.

Hi,

My name is Emily Burke and I’m a business analyst with LocalVisible. I’m preparing an online analysis of Vail Web Design (Vail Branch), as part of a study conducted on Vail businesses.

Our analysis suggests that your business may not be listed properly, making it difficult for potential customers to find you online.  Please take a look at the full report and let me know if you have any comments or questions.

LocalVisible is a free service that evaluates the online presence of local businesses and helps them compete better on the Internet.

Sincerely,
Emily Burke
emily@localvisible.com

LocalVisible | 2720 Russell Street | Berkeley, CA | 94705

Here was the other unsolicited spam sent by Emily…

Hi,

My name is Emily Burke and I’m a business analyst with LocalVisible. I’m preparing an online analysis of M. Martin Mercer: B2B CFO (7768 Steele St), as part of a study conducted on Centennial businesses.

Our analysis suggests that your business may not be listed properly, making it difficult for potential customers to find you online.  Please take a look at the full report and let me know if you have any comments or questions.

LocalVisible is a free service that evaluates the online presence of local businesses and helps them compete better on the Internet.

Sincerely,
Emily Burke
emily@localvisible.com

LocalVisible | 2720 Russell Street | Berkeley, CA | 94705

And here’s another!

Hi,

My name is Emily Burke and I’m a business analyst with LocalVisible. I’m preparing an online analysis of Denver Insurance Company (1685 Colorado Blvd), as part of a study conducted on Denver businesses.

Our analysis suggests that your business may not be listed properly, making it difficult for potential customers to find you online.  Please take a look at the full report and let me know if you have any comments or questions.

LocalVisible is a free service that evaluates the online presence of local businesses and helps them compete better on the Internet.

Sincerely,
Emily Burke
emily@localvisible.com

LocalVisible | 2720 Russell Street | Berkeley, CA | 94705

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